that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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