Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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