Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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