It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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