i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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