would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
