He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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