Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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