He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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