Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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