He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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