i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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