Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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