You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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