How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My cat gives me a boner
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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