i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
that is very illegal...i love you.
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