My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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