you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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