fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
we're so committed to being not committed
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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