Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize