can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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