Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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