I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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