No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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