I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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