I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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