idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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