what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Randomize
