a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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