I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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