Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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