He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It's rum buckets o'clock
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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