don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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