I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I love you. Go after that dick
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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