i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
No subtext here. People are naked.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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