it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
