Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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