its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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