My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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