i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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