I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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