you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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