idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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