how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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