Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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