I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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