# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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