I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
