i always forget guys have bellybuttons
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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