So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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