okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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