i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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