What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
