bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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