why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We got so high we made milksteak
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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