Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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